This talk will introduce you to modern PHP deployments. We shall walk through Docker as a tool for container management. We will find out that we need more than Docker to manage more complex deployments and we shall introduce Kubernetes to help us with that. Best on the clustered deployment, we shall wrap it whole into a PaaS for simplified application deployment. During the talk you will learn that deploying PHP applications can be simple enough to be a real fun. We may also mention SOA or microservices to create the whole picture.